We've all seen email forwards like this, but I thought that y'all might appreciate a lil' humor as we move into the weekend.

1. He had only one major publication
2. It was in Hebrew
3. It had no references
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal
5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself
6. He may have created the world, but what has He done since?
7. The scientific community can’t replicate His results
8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human species

"After 30 years of training Seventh-day Adventist youth and young adults for lives of consecrated ministry, the Board of Directors of Weimar Institute of Health & Education voted to close the college program as of June 20, 2008. Taking fiscal responsibility, the difficult decision came after seeking various financial and ministries solutions for several years."

Award-winning University of Arizona at Flagstaff anthropologist Cathy Small became a college freshman again.

She wanted to know why so many university students don’t enter into discussions, get by with as little homework as possible, never go to the library, eat, sleep, cell phone, or text message in class, don’t visit their professors, cheat on examinations, plagiarize papers, and maybe worst of all, endlessly ask, “Will this be on the test?”